Why did the paralympic athlete loose the race?

He didn't start off with the right foot. EDIT: Ortography

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Why does everyone start to fight the day after Christmas?

Because it's Boxing Day!

What word starts with N, ends with R, and you never wanna call a black guy?

Neighour

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What two words result in the most marriages?

Screw it. EDIT: has a better answer lol

What was the other reindeer's name?

Olive.

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Why didn’t the orange win the race?

It ran out of juice.

Why did they have to put Michael Jackson down?

Because he couldn't race anymore!