What do Anne Frank and Bin Laden have in common?

They're both hide and seek champions!

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Hide Jokes More Hide Jokes

How do you starve a worthless mooch?

By hiding his employment check in his work boots.

What's the hardest thing about finding a dead baby on the beach?

Hiding the erection.

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Why don't violists play hide and seek?

A: Because no one will look for them.

What do you give a canine seeking meaningless validation on the internet?

Pupvotes

Anne Frank Jokes More Anne Frank Jokes

What was the last line in Anne Frank's diary?

Just a moment, someone's knocking on the door..

Why didn't Anne Frank finish her diary?

She needed more concentration.

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What do you call a blonde haired skeleton in the closet?

Last year's Hide and Go seek champion.

Who's there ! Beck ! Beck who ?

Beckfast of champions !

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What was Bin Laden's favourite brand?

Jihadidas.

Who was Bin Laden's favorite rapper?

TWOOO PLANES!!