Why did Gandhi lose the race?

I guess he got his fasts mixed up.

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What do a Florida hurricane, a Kansas tornado, and an Arkansas divorce have in common?

Some poor sap's gonna lose a trailer.

How does a nun lose her virginity?

Dresses up as an altar boy

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Why do programmers get Halloween and Christmas mixed up?

Because Oct31 = Dec25

What do you get when you mix an octopus with a black guy?

Idk but it sure as hell can pick cotton

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Where does a race on the Swedish border end at?

The Finnish line.

Why did the marijuana addict lose the race?

He was running on fumes.

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What did Sam say to the young Americans?

Guess where this finger's going."

What kind of fish would be good to tune a piano?

Oh, you guessed it right ... the tuna fish!

Fast Jokes More Fast Jokes

What does fast and furious 5 and the walking dead have in common?

They both have dead walkers.

Why did the very religious man not say a word while he was fasting?

He was afraid that he would swallow his words.

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What do Jesus, Gandhi and Mel Gibson all have in common?

They all had a brave-heart.

What did Gandhi say to the British, after they asked him to move?

Nah, mastay