Why didn't George like driving through tunnels with people in his car?

He didn't want to get carpool tunnel syndrome.

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Why did the dyslexic escapologist join the International Socialists?

A. because he wanted to help untie the human race.

What they say: Want a bite of my sandwich?

What I hear: How much of this sandwich can you fit in your mouth

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What if I draw a peanut on her napkin?

Wife: Please go wait in the car

What's the name of the car of a hipster batman?

Tumblr.

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How do people at rodeos heckle the riders?

Moooo!

Why do people say children are the future?

They are clearly the present. Old people are the future.

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Why do blondes drive VWs?

A: Because they can spell it.

Why does Heisenberg hate driving?

He gets lost every time he checks the speedometer.

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Why didn't George like driving through tunnels with people in his car?

He didn't want to get carpool tunnel syndrome.

What did King George think of the American colonists?

He thought they were revolting!

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Why are New Yorkers so depressed?

Because the light at the end of the tunnel is New Jersey.

What's the difference between a optimist, a pessimist and a realist?

The optimist sees the light at the end of the tunnel. The pessimist sees nothing. And the realist sees the train.