Where are the humans?

We left them" AL: Why "They didn't look anything like their selfies in rl"

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Human Jokes More Human Jokes

What do you get when you cross.... .... the DNA of a human with the DNA of a goat?

Kicked out of the petting zoo.

How do industrial robots communicate with humans?

They use a conveyor belt.

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What did granny say after leaving her handbag on a bus?

Allahu Akbar!" I'm going to hell for this.

What do you call an Irish man who won't leave your porch?

Paddy O' furniture

Look Jokes More Look Jokes

Why, don't you look nice!?

I said, "Thanks." "It wasn't a compliment." she added.

What does a Redditor do at prom?

He looks for the punchline

Selfie Jokes More Selfie Jokes

Why do you look surprised in all your selfies?

Didn't you know you were taking the picture

Which came first. . . social media or dumb people?

AND which is worse. . . the overdoing of selfies OR not knowing how to use the English language

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Why did the pasta chef take his car into the body shop?

Cause it got al dente'd up!

Who's there ! Al ! Al who ?

Al lied !