Where are the humans?

We left them" AL: Why "They didn't look anything like their selfies in rl"

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What are the Humans doing?

Alien 2: Celebrating the existence of their mothers. Alien 1: I ate my mother. Alien 2: As did I.

What is the last thing a tossed salad says to itself before being devoured by a human?

A: Lettuce pray

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Why does Britain love tea so much?

Because tea leaves.

Why should you always finish telling your jokes to David Carradine?

He doesn't like to be left hanging.

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What are the pigs warned to look out for in New York?

Pigpockets.

Why did the black guy wear a suit and tie to his vasectomy?

Well, if I'm gonna be impotent, I'm gonna look impotent."

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What's the difference between Peter Parker and Basic White Girls?

Parker gets paid for his selfies.

Which came first. . . social media or dumb people?

AND which is worse. . . the overdoing of selfies OR not knowing how to use the English language

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Where are the humans?

We left them" AL: Why "They didn't look anything like their selfies in rl"

Why did the pasta chef take his car into the body shop?

Cause it got al dente'd up!