How do you get an anorexic chick in bed?

Well, it ain't a piece of cake.

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Bed Jokes More Bed Jokes

What's the longest you've stayed in bed?

I usually sleep ON the bed. #DadJoke

Why is Gandalf so good in bed?

Because a wizard is never late, nor is he early, he arrives precisely when he means to.

Piece Jokes More Piece Jokes

What did the SI7 Agent say to a piece of bread in a costume?

Heh, disguised toast.

How many contortionists fit in the trunk of a regular sedan?

Depends on the size of the pieces.

Cake Jokes More Cake Jokes

Who's there ! Bacon ! Bacon who ?

Bacon a cake for your birthday !

How easy is it to get stoned in Amsterdam?

It's a piece of cake.

Anorexic Chick Jokes More Anorexic Chick Jokes

How do you get an anorexic chick in bed?

Well, it ain't a piece of cake.

What do you call an anorexic chick with a yeast infection?

Quarter pounder with cheese