What's the worst part of running into your ex?

You have to get out and check to see how bad your car is damaged.

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

What brand of car would the Roadrunner be?

Jeep Jeep

What do you call a car made out of Canadian money?

A CADillac.

Check Jokes More Check Jokes

Why didn't you check your speedometer?

Driver: It broke when I hit 100.

Why can't Australians play chess?

They keep saying check, mate.

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What did the hurricane say to Hillary?

I didn't know disasters can run for office

Why couldn't cinderella play soccer?

She always ran away from the ball

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What happened to the naughty little witch at school?

She was ex-spelled.

What's the worst last words your EX-GF can say to you?

I do."

Damage Jokes More Damage Jokes

What are some easy pranks I can set up in his cubicle?

I don't want to go TOO over the top, and I definitely don't want to actually damage anything. But he has a pretty good sense of humor.

What's the worst part of running into your ex?

You have to get out and check to see how bad your car is damaged.

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Whats the worst part about being a news reporter?

The shootings

What is the worst part about going to Auschwitz?

Your dreams are not the only thing going up in smokes.