You have to get out and check to see how bad your car is damaged.
A LOCOmotive.
moo-tilated.
Republicans sign their checks on the front, and democrats sign on the back.
Once.
They cantelope.
No whey Jose.
When you get fired from a job, you don't stay around and watch other people do your job.
Old bae.
It wasn't his fault.
It was an ax-I-dent.
You have to repost the joke twice before she realizes that it isn't funny anymore
They taste like chicken.