Why did the peasant have poor judgement?

He couldn't afford better judgement I'll be here all day folks

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How about a scarf?

Johnny Depp's stylist every day.

How are Americans and poles similar?

Running into one could really ruin your day.

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Why don't poor people go to funerals?

They can't afford to pay respects.

What do you call it when you have enough money to but a truck from 4 different people who used to cross small bodies of water?

You can afford four fjord forders' fords.

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What did the peasant say when he went surfing in the Russian Revolution?

Serf's up!

Why did peasants hate knights' outfits?

Because everyone hates chain mail.