Why don't poor people go to funerals?

They can't afford to pay respects.

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Why do they thank me in the cafeteria when I pay for my food like I had a choice?

Just tell me "enjoy the diarrhea" and I'll move along.

Why should you never take a swordfish out to dinner?

Because you'll get stuck with the bill, and if you don't have money to pay the restaurant will call the cods on you. Fin.

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What do Mexicans play at their funerals?

Another Juan Bites The Dust

Why should you attend someone's funeral although you know they won't be attend yours back?

Because they will be at your funeral in spirit

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What do you call it when you have enough money to but a truck from 4 different people who used to cross small bodies of water?

You can afford four fjord forders' fords.

Why is a laundromat a really bad place to pick up women?

Because a woman who can't afford her own washing machine won't be able to support you.

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How many Gentlesirs does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Screw is such a harsh word, M'Lightbulb. I have too much respect for lamps to use it." Tips fedora

Why don't poor people go to funerals?

They can't afford to pay respects.

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Where do poor people live in Italy?

In the spaghetto

What do poor people drink?

Pover-tea.