What do you call it when you have enough money to but a truck from 4 different people who used to cross small bodies of water?

You can afford four fjord forders' fords.

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Why is the set including the square root of 5 and the square root of 4 similar to the set including anarchism and authoritarianism?

They are both unlike radicals.

How many Saiyans does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Just one... But it takes 4 episodes and Krillin dies...

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Why is George R.R. Martin really bad at using Twitter?

There's a limit to how many characters you are allowed to waste.

What type of drugs do ducks use?

What type of drugs to ducks use? Quack cocaine.

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What is trees' preferred drug?

Water. It helps them get high.

What body of water is used for writing?

The Apostrosea.

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What do you get when you cross a peach with a bunny?

Something punny.

Why did the armadillo cross the road?

It didn't, it made it halfway and then got hit by a truck.

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Why women fail at saving money?

Have you ever seen a money-box (piggy bank) with a hole at the bottom...

Whats six inches long and two inches wide and drives women wild?

Money.

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Why did the boy drop his icecream?

He was hit by a truck.

How much does a truck full of bones weigh?

A skeleTon

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Why did vatican invite Bernie not Hillary?

They couldn't afford it.

Why couldn't the clown make balloon animals for the children?

With inflation raising the cost he couldn't afford it.

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What will I have at the end of the day?

Three bags of skittles and a small body to hide.

What do you call it when you have enough money to but a truck from 4 different people who used to cross small bodies of water?

You can afford four fjord forders' fords.