What do you call it when you have enough money to but a truck from 4 different people who used to cross small bodies of water?

You can afford four fjord forders' fords.

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What has 4 legs in the morning, 2 legs in the evening and 6 legs at night?

I've trapped it in my bedroom, send help...

How Many Lightbulbs Does it Take to Change Captain Jean Luc Picard?

4 or 5.

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What did terrorists used to call Fidel Castro?

Infidel Castro

What is the craziest/weirdest/most interesting/most unique/ uncommon phrase you've ever heard ?

I am working on a project, and its going to revolve around a phrase. I need it to be really out there, yet could be used in everyday life. But honestly just give me anything you got.

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Why are ships' portholes round?

So that if they break, water doesn't hit you square in the face.

What goes above the water and below the water but doesn't touch the water?

An egg in a duck.

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Why did the macaroni cross the street with a bible?

Because it's a pastor )

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A: A reproductive organ.

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Why was the struggling mange seen shaking the club cat ?

To see if there was any more money in the kitty !

Where do fishes keep their money?

In river banks

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What are the three biggest lies an Oklahoma State fan tells?

I WON this belt buckle, I OWN that truck, and I swear to God I was just helping that sheep over the fence.

How did the frog cross the road when a truck was coming?

A: SPLAT!!! He didn't.

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Why do fifty percent of marriages end in divorce?

Well, I'm guessing it's because the other fifty percent can't afford lawyers.

Why is a laundromat a really bad place to pick up women?

Because a woman who can't afford her own washing machine won't be able to support you.

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What do you call it when you have enough money to but a truck from 4 different people who used to cross small bodies of water?

You can afford four fjord forders' fords.

What will I have at the end of the day?

Three bags of skittles and a small body to hide.