What do you call it when you have enough money to but a truck from 4 different people who used to cross small bodies of water?

You can afford four fjord forders' fords.

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How many ducks would there be if you saw two ducks in front of two ducks two ducks between two ducks and two ducks behind two ducks?

Answer: 4 ducks-because they are in a row.

Why do heroine addicts rarely have meetings late in the afternoon?

Because it's dangerous to shoot for 3 or even 4.

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What does the Doctor use to keep things running smoothly in the T.A.R.D.I.S?

WD-4D

What Counting system does Valve use?

Trinary

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How do you cure the hiccups?

Dunk your head in a bucket of water and pull it out twice.

Why did the crowd watch the man futily attempt to blend oil and water for hours on end?

It was unmiscible.

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What do you call a cross between a penguin and a cow?

Pregnant

Why did italy cross the road?

To switch sides

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What does the twitter bird do when it needs money?

It goes to Twerk!

How do you launder money?

Put it under the soap.

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Which is the quickest way to reach the hospital?

Bernard pushed him under a truck...

Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies?

You can't use a pitchfork on the bowling balls.

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Why do hens sit on eggs?

because they're too poor to afford chairs.

Why do fifty percent of marriages end in divorce?

Well, I'm guessing it's because the other fifty percent can't afford lawyers.

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What do you call it when you have enough money to but a truck from 4 different people who used to cross small bodies of water?

You can afford four fjord forders' fords.

What will I have at the end of the day?

Three bags of skittles and a small body to hide.