Why did the perv leave?

Because he came.

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What Are you braging about?

I came from Chernobyl, I had a tail!

Why did the pig have ink all over his face?

Because it came out of the pen.

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What football position did the forever alone play?

Left Out

How did the blonde break her leg from raking the leaves?

She fell out of the tree.

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Why did the perv leave?

Because he came.

Why do you have a copy of 50 Shades of Grey in your bathroom?

Perv! Me: Oh. No that's just for when I run out of toilet paper.