Why did the pig have ink all over his face?

Because it came out of the pen.

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Why were the Three Wise Men covered in soot?

Because they came from afar.

What did the Invisible Man's mom say after he came out as invisible?

I can't even look at you anymore!"

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When I asked her why, she said "uhhh no real reason". I'm thinking, "no reason, huh?

So I punched her in the face. Now she has a reason.

How'd you get that cut above your eye?

Me: *Remembering dropping my phone on my face* "STOP ASKING ME ABOUT FIGHT CLUB!"

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What do you get when you cross a pig with a billy goat?

A crashing bore.

Why are we at the vet?

Me: So our pig can't have babies 6: How do you know she doesn't want babies Me:*looks at my kids* Just a hunch

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What did the valley girl say when her pen ran out of ink?

I LITERALLY CAN'T EVEN WRITE NOW

Why did the farmer name his pig Ink?

Because he kept running out of the pen.

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What type of pen does Lance Armstrong use?

Uniball.

Why did the pig have ink all over his face?

Because it came out of the pen.