Why did the pig have ink all over his face?

Because it came out of the pen.

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Come Jokes More Come Jokes

Why did the momma pepper tuck in her baby?

Because he was a little chili (Actually came up with this while making chili)

What did the Invisible Man's mom say after he came out as invisible?

I can't even look at you anymore!"

Face Jokes More Face Jokes

What do you call it when a feminist yells so much she spits on your face?

A femijizm

Why did the cancer patient get smacked?

His hand was bigger than his face.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What do pigs like with chow mein?

Sooey sauce.

What would happen if pigs could fly?

Bacon would go up!

Ink Jokes More Ink Jokes

Why did the farmer name his pig Ink?

Because he kept running out of the pen.

What movie should we see?

ME, SECRETLY TRYING TO HARVEST HER INK: Something super scary *I empty my popcorn bucket*

Pen Jokes More Pen Jokes

Why did the cowgirl name her pony ink?

Because it kept running out of the pen!! My favorite joke when young :).

What is hard and six inches long?

my pen is