Why did the pharaoh retire?

Because he did not want to be part of a pyramid scheme

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What did the busy port master say to the rowdy pirates who wanted to dock?

I don't have time for your ship."

When does a horse talk on the phone?

Whinny wants to!

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How did the Egyptian go broke?

He got caught up in a pyramid scheme.

What did the sphinx say?

What did the sphinx say when he found out the pharaoh caught him up in a pyramid scheme Egypt me!