Why did the pharaoh retire?

Because he did not want to be part of a pyramid scheme

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Why are pills white instead of black?

Because you want them to work don't you

Why did the 2 contractors hire a pilot to help survey their land?

Because they really wanted a third's eye view!

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How did the Egyptian go broke?

He got caught up in a pyramid scheme.

What did the sphinx say?

What did the sphinx say when he found out the pharaoh caught him up in a pyramid scheme Egypt me!