How did the Egyptian go broke?

He got caught up in a pyramid scheme.

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What does one dog say to the other when he just broke up with his girl friend?

Go and retrieve her!

How did the Italian chef break up with his girlfriend?

Pasta la vista, baby."

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Why was the cannibal fined by the judge?

He was caught poaching.

How long does a United States Congressman serve?

ANSWER: Until he gets caught.

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What's up?

Not Egyptian Air

What do you call an Egyptian bone-setter?

Cairo-practor.

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Why did the pharaoh retire?

Because he did not want to be part of a pyramid scheme

How did the Egyptian go broke?

He got caught up in a pyramid scheme.