How did the Egyptian go broke?

He got caught up in a pyramid scheme.

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What is the worst place to have the "you break it, you buy it" rule?

The pet store

Why are ships' portholes round?

So that if they break, water doesn't hit you square in the face.

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How many waiters does it take to change a light bulb?

None a burned out bulb can't catch a waiter's eye.

What did Mulan's grumpy elderly friends say when they caught her with Li Shang?

Get off Mu-lan!!!"

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Why was the Egyptian kid confused?

Because his daddy was a mummy

What do you call an Egyptian surprise attack?

A Tut offensive.

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What did the sphinx say?

What did the sphinx say when he found out the pharaoh caught him up in a pyramid scheme Egypt me!

What did Pythagoras say about the pyramid scheme?

He just couldn't find the guys angle!