Why did the phone get away with its crime?

Because it had good connections!

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Phone Jokes More Phone Jokes

When I was on the plane the stewardess asked, do you need some headphones?

I said, Hell Yeah, but how did you know my name was Phones

What do plantains say when they lose their phone?

Where did Mofongo "

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What do you call a midget psychic committing a crime?

Small medium at large.

What crime is he accused of?

Vesicular Basalt