Why did the phone get away with its crime?

Because it had good connections!

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Why did the Muslim take his Note 7 onto an airplane?

Do I really have to answer that Who doesn't bring their phone with them when they travel

What kind of phone does a burglar use?

A no-key-a

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Why did the mobster buy a planner?

So he could organize his crime

What do you call a scam artist who uses his vocabulary to commit crimes?

A LexiCon