Why did the mobster buy a planner?

So he could organize his crime

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Why shouldn't you buy trousers from northern Ukraine?

Chernobyl fallout

Why are gifts in airports so expensive?

God's punishing you for waiting until the flight home to buy your wife a gift.

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What's the difference between organized crime and politics?

One's organized.

How do you organize an outer space party?

You planet

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Why did the crazy Mexican conductor get convicted for a crime?

because he had Loco-Motive.

What do you call an elite team of crime solving tree surgeons?

Special branch.

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Where did the mobster go to college?

Whas-a-matta U.

Why was the cake afraid of mobsters?

He knew they were going to ice him.