Why did the mobster buy a planner?

So he could organize his crime

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Why did Snow White buy an android phone?

She thought the apple was poisoned.

Why did the iPhone 7 cross the road?

To buy another pair of AirPods.

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What do you call a party organized by a bunch of midgets?

A little get together

What's the difference between the Mafia and the Government?

Only one of them is organized.

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How do you figure out if Will Smith committed a crime?

Dust for Fresh Prints! (i this version better than any snowstorm b.s.)

What do you call an elite team of crime solving tree surgeons?

Special branch.

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Why did the mobster buy a planner?

So he could organize his crime

What did the mobster call it when he couldn't move his dead friend's body?

Rigatoni!