What animal runs around happily with 5 legs?

A pit bull in a kindergarten

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5 Jokes More 5 Jokes

How do you cut a turd into 5 pieces?

Squish it in your hand.

What is the difference between a dog and a fox?

About 5 drinks

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What do you call a 13 year old girl from Kentucky who can run faster than her six brothers?

A virgin

Why do you not run over a Mexican on a bicycle?

It could be your bicycle!

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

Why did the army send so many women with PMS to the Persian Gulf?

They fought like animals and retained water for 4 days.

What animal will you always see at a resturant?

A DINE-O-SAUR. I think my brother is a future stand-up comic.

Pit Bull Jokes More Pit Bull Jokes

What do you get when you cross a border collie with a pit bull?

A dog that is smart enough to bury the bodies.

How do you turn a Fox into a Pit Bull?

Marry her !

5 Leg Jokes More 5 Leg Jokes

What animal has 5 legs?

A pit bull coming back from the playground.

What has 5 legs and a big grin?

Pit-bull in kids sandpit

Kindergarten Jokes More Kindergarten Jokes

What do white supremacists send their toddlers to before kindergarten?

Pre-KKK

What do you get when a truck full of potatoes drives into kindergarten full of kids?

Moussaka