What animal runs around happily with 5 legs?

A pit bull in a kindergarten

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What are the 5 most terrifying word in the english language?

Five more years of Cameron"

Why was 5 afraid of 7?

Because 6, 7 8.(http://www.reocities.com/Area51/Meteor/9836/yoda/yodafunface2.jpg)

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What is it called when a thief steals a purse, runs into the street, then gets run over?

ma

What are ants called when they run away very fast to get married?

Ant-elopers.

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Why couldn't the animals on Noah's Ark play cards?

A: Because Noah was standing on the deck!

What do animals read in zoos?

Gnus papers.

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What animal has 5 legs?

A pit bull coming back from the playground.

What has 5 legs and a big grin?

Pit-bull in kids sandpit

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What animal has 5 legs?

A pit bull coming back from the playground.

What has 5 legs and a big grin?

Pit-bull in kids sandpit

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What's the difference between the ISIS headquarters and a kindergarten?

I don't know, I just fly the drone.

Where were you between four and six?

I said, "Kindergarten."