What is the difference between a sock and a camera?

A sock takes five toes and a camera takes photos.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between a porsche and an erection?

I dont have a porsche. (Best told by whispering in someones ear.)

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine &amp a small child?

Eric Clapton would never let a bag of cocaine fall out of a window...

Photo Jokes More Photo Jokes

What would the Pilsbury Doughboy be if photos of him were constantly being put on magazine covers?

A roll model.

Why can't you e-mail a photo to a Jedi?

Because attachments are forbidden.

Toe Jokes More Toe Jokes

What do you call a man with a toe on his knee?

Tony

What did the bacterium do when its sibling stepped on its toe?

My toe sis!"

Sock Jokes More Sock Jokes

What does it mean if you find a horse shoe?

Some poor horse is walking around in his socks.

What's white and washes your socks?

Your wife.

Camera Jokes More Camera Jokes

What do you call a camera with severe mood swings?

A BiPolaroid

How are condoms like cameras?

They capture your special moments.