What is the difference between a sock and a camera?

A sock takes five toes and a camera takes photos.

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between hematologists and urologists?

A hematologist pricks fingers.

What is the difference between the first and last desk of a viola section?

A: Half a measure.

Photo Jokes More Photo Jokes

Why are you showing me photos?

I'm a dog."

What kind of photos do turtles take?

Shellfies

Toe Jokes More Toe Jokes

Why do blondes have TGIF on their shoes?

Toes go in first!

What did the kid say to his nanny when she stubbed her toe while trying to catch him?

Nana boo boo

Sock Jokes More Sock Jokes

What's 12 inches long, stiff, full of sperm and can make a girl scream?

The sock under my bed. (I don't remember where I heard it. Can't claim ownership.)

What is the difference between a sock and a camera?

A sock takes five toes and a camera takes photos.

Camera Jokes More Camera Jokes

What kind of animal can record video?

A cam-el. Get it, because a camera records things and a camel is a animal.

How do you know if the camera you just bought was made in Asia?

If the shutter makes a "crick" noise.