What's the best part of being a necrophiliac?

In the bedroom, it doesn't take much effort to make your lover's jaw drop.

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What's the best part about dating a homeless women?

You can drop her off anywhere.

What's the best part of running a marathon?

Ha! You actually thought I ran a marathon! Jokes on you, I'm just drunk!

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Why can't women ski?

there's no snow between the kitchen and the bedroom.

What about this one for your bedroom?

ME: Hmmm no that one is also far too small

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What does a necrophiliac get at a funeral?

Mourning wood.

Who says love is dead?

Necrophiliacs

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How many Vladimir Putins' does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they didn't Putin enough effort. Just a play on his last name, nothing more.

What's the best part of being a necrophiliac?

In the bedroom, it doesn't take much effort to make your lover's jaw drop.