What is the most used language in programming?

Profanity.

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What do elephants use for tampons?

Sheep. Why do elephants have trunks? Sheep don't have strings.

Why shouldn't you use red, white, and blue paint in a watercolor?

Because these colors don't run

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What does a deaf math nerd speak?

Sine language.

What do you call someone who only speaks one language?

American.

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What is the most used language in programming?

Profanity.

Why does Oedipus hate profanity?

He kisses his mother with that mouth.

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What's does America and programming have in common?

When you fix one problem, 38 more problems pop up.

Why did the feminist fail in programming?

She hated objectification.