Why did the policeman wake up his son?

He saw a .

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What does a clever sentry on guard duty say when he wakes up to see his commanding officer standing over him?

Amen

Why is marriage is like an alarm clock?

After the ring, you wake up!

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What do you get when you elect Bernie Sander's son as president?

A son Bern

What is the difference between confident and confidential?

Dad says: "You are my son, I'm confident about that. Your friend over there, is also my son, THAT is confidential.

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Why did the policeman wake up his son?

He saw a .

What must a policeman have before searching a rabbits' home?

A search warren!