Why did the policeman wake up his son?

He saw a .

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Wake Jokes More Wake Jokes

What's the first thing a Navy wife does when she wakes up in the morning?

She puts her clothes back on and goes home.

Why should you be quiet in a pharmacy?

In case you wake the sleeping pills!

Son Jokes More Son Jokes

What is the magic word?

son: Natasha Dad: who is Natasha son: your lover Dad: do you need also a case

What did the anti-vaccer say to her son?

I miss you.

Policeman Jokes More Policeman Jokes

Where did you get that gold watch Joe?

Joe: I won it in a race. Bill: How many people participated in it Joe: Three a policeman the owner of the watch and me!!

Why did the policeman stay in bed today?

he was undercover *!*