Why did the policeman stay in bed today?

he was undercover *!*

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What do you call it when a Dinosaur can't perform in bed?

A reptile dysfunction. Thank high me for that one.

Why did the bear run around his bed?

He wanted to catch up on his sleep.

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What's not 50% off today?

Health insurance

How is today Monday?

It was Friday only a few hours ago...

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Why can't anyone stay angry long with an actress?

Because she always makes up.

What do you get when you mix an insomniac, an agnostic and a dyslexic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering whether or not there is dog.

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What do a feminist and a policeman have in common?

Q: What do a feminist and a policeman have in common A: They're both trigger-happy.

What did the duck say to the policeman?

Quack