What did the pig say when the wolf grabbed her tail?

That's the end of me!"

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Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

What has six legs two arms four eyes and a tail?

A man holding an aardvark.

Why did the poor dog chase his tail?

Because he was trying to make both ends meet.

End Jokes More End Jokes

What starts with "M" ends with "arriage" and recently made me the happiest man on earth?

Miscarriage

Why did the marriage between the crab and the shrimp end in a divorce?

Because they were both too Shellfish.

Wolf Jokes More Wolf Jokes

What do you call a wolf that is cautious?

An aware wolf.

Why wouldn't the piglet's mother let her read romantic novels?

She was afraid her daughter would run away with a wolf.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What do you call a pig who's been arrested for dangerous driving ?

A road hog !

What kind of trucks do pigs drive?

A pig up truck

Grab Jokes More Grab Jokes

How do you get your girlfriend to stop smoking??

Slow down and grab some lube!!

What did the pig say when the wolf grabbed her tail?

That's the end of me!"