What did the pig say when the wolf grabbed her tail?

That's the end of me!"

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Tail Jokes More Tail Jokes

Where do lions go if they lose their tails ?

To the re-tail store. :D

Why do elephants squirt water through their noses?

If they squirted it through their tails it'd be very difficult to aim.

End Jokes More End Jokes

What's the difference between a semicolon and a cat?

One has a pause at the end of it's clause, the other has claws at the end of it's paws.

What did one strand of yarn say to the other?

I'm not ready to dye, I still have a few ends to tie up. "Ball up..."

Wolf Jokes More Wolf Jokes

Why do doctors hate Wolves?

Lupus

Why wouldn't the piglet's mother let her read romantic novels?

She was afraid her daughter would run away with a wolf.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What does a pig use to write his term papers with?

Pen and Oink!

What do you get when you cross a pig and a Christmas tree...?

A Porky-Pine

Grab Jokes More Grab Jokes

What did the pig say when the wolf grabbed her tail?

That's the end of me!"

What did the man say when he walked into a milk bar?

Can I grab some milk *Bah dum tsss*