What's the difference between Jared Fogle's divorce and other divorces?

Most married couples tried to stay together FOR the kids. Not divorce because of them.

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What's the difference between politics and engineering?

What POC means.

What's the difference between a lawyer and a rooster?

A)..... The rooster clucks defiance.

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What's the difference between a meteor and a meteorite?

Ite. Sorry, a kid said this in elementary school and it was funny back then :)

What do you get a kid without arms for Christmas?

Gloves, but he doesn't know that yet.. since he can't open it.

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How Do We Know That Adam Wasn't Black?

Have you ever tried to take a rib from a black man

Why did the idiot drive his pickup truck over the side of the cliff?

He wanted to try out his new air brakes.

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What did one hat say to another?

You stay here, I'll go on a head!

What does a dyslexic agnostic insomniac do?

Stays up all night pondering the existence of a dog

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What did my wife say to me?

I want a divorce

Why do divorced men get married again?

A: Bad memory.

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How did Jared Fogle lose 40 pounds?

He dumped his girlfriend.

What device did Jared Fogle use to keep track of his exercise progresswhen he lost over 200 pounds on the Subway diet?

A pedometer

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What size bed comfortably fits a married couple?

Twin. Because the husband has to sleep on the couch.

What's the difference between Jared Fogle's divorce and other divorces?

Most married couples tried to stay together FOR the kids. Not divorce because of them.