By mistake he plugged his electric blanket into the toaster and kept popping out of bed all night!
She has a big "W" embroidered on her pyjamas !
Keep it up!
Laika boss.
After the last dog they just ate.
Pop,goes the weasel.
You pop up all night.
A little stiff.
Batman can go out at night without Robin. Ba-Dum-Tis!!!!!!!
They love to watch mistakes being made.
Me: Two. 4-year-old: It was nine. Teaching her to count was a mistake.
One tenth " Good, now what does 10% mean "Battery low, plug in your phone " Perfect
An arm & a leg." "How about a leg & 2 fingers " "A leg & 3 fingers." "Deal!" - Cannibal Pawn Stars
