What do you get when you elect Bernie Sander's son as president?

A son Bern

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Which US president is most responsible for unemployment in the US today?

Abraham Lincoln.

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Why is Darth Vader black?

Because he left his son.

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How do you know Bernie Sanders got elected?

All your stuff has been donated to charity

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So women don't get elected.

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He doesn't want to feel the Bern.

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What do you get when you mix a communist and a capitalist?

Bernie sanders

What do you get when you elect Bernie Sander's son as president?

A son Bern