Why did the pop star die of hypothermia?

Because he had too many fans! (thanks George - aged 8)

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Why did the turkey get kicked out of the football stadium?

He tripped a fan

Why did the turkey get ejected from the soccer game?

He had tripped a fan.

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Why isn't there a Windows 9?

Hey Microsoft, why is there no Windows 9? You've given us 7 and 8, and now you're skipping straight to 10?" "Well, to be completely honest, 7 8 9."

Why did 8 break up with 7?

Because 7 always came first!!!

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Which former pop star would be most likely to help deliver a baby?

Paula Ab-doula

Why did the balloon go near the needle?

Why did the balloon go near the needle He wanted to be a pop star.

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What did the homeless man get for christmas ?

Hypothermia.

What did the homeless got for Christmas?

Hypothermia.