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Avril Labean
Because he had too many fans! (thanks George - aged 8)
Paula Ab-doula
Why did the balloon go near the needle He wanted to be a pop star.
By the time you hear it, it's too late to do anything about it. A long list of viola jokes:
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A jellybean.
The Tie of the Igor.
Katy Perry, because you're going hear her roar
while holding the baby. I can't believe it was legal for me to reproduce.
The baby starts picking cotton off her tampons. (aaannnd i'll see myself out)
They turn off their Xbox.
Leddit go
My truck is paid for, and honestly officer, I was just helping the sheep over the fence.
A boyscout who helps little old ladies hop across the street.
80 blaze it
AYE MATEY
Hypothermia.
