Which former pop star would be most likely to help deliver a baby?

Paula Ab-doula

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What sound does a baby make when you put it in a microwave?

I don't know....I was too busy masterbating.

What do you call a half-white and half-Hispanic baby?

A baby.

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Why did the balloon go near the needle?

Why did the balloon go near the needle He wanted to be a pop star.

Why did the pop star die of hypothermia?

Because he had too many fans! (thanks George - aged 8)

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How many idiots does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Trick question. Idiots can't screw in lightbulbs regardless of help from other idiots.

Why did Olly call the manager for help, outside the store?

For the watch..

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How did the stem cell break it to his girl?

It's not you it's me*iosis* Could probably do with some work on deliver as I made it 5 minutes ago

Why did OP get fired from his job as a mailman?

He never delivered.