Why did the remorseful child-molester paint his toe-nails?

He thought it would be a pedicure. sorry.

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You think he's gonna wash the dishes

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What do you call a green man sitting on my porch?

My n*gger and I'll paint him whatever color I want.

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Why did the remorseful child-molester paint his toe-nails?

He thought it would be a pedicure. sorry.

Why do elephants paint their toe nails red?

So they can hide in cherry trees. You've never seen an elephant in a cherry tree? They're pretty good at it.

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How long is a pedicure?

2 feet.

Why did the husband bring his wife's sick dog to the salon?

He was trying to get her pedicure.