What did the little black kid think when he got diarrhea?

He was melting

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Why don't they allow lesbians to play baseball?

When they get to third base they think they've scored

What did the horse say to the other horse?

Hay,I thought you knew horses couldn't speak!

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What has 2 grey legs and 2 brown legs?

An elephant with diarrhea...

What do you call it when your diarrhea finally goes away?

Gonorrhea.

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Why did the little black kid start crying when he had diarrhea?

He thought he was melting.

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Barbecue sauce.

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Why don't you wear snow boots?

A: Because they'll melt.

What did the black kid with diarrhea say to his mom?

Help! I'm melting!