Toe Nail Jokes

Why do elephants paint their toe nails red?

So they can hide in cherry trees. You've never seen an elephant in a cherry tree? They're pretty good at it.

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Why did the remorseful child-molester paint his toe-nails?

He thought it would be a pedicure. sorry.

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Why do elephants paint their toenails red?

So they can hide in strawberry patches.

Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?

Because he was always spotted.

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What did the tired pilot say to his crew?

I think I'm gonna crash

Why did Frosty the Snowman want a divorce?

Because he thought his wife was a flake.

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Who me?

Ohhh, I'm just driving around town, painting "free candy" on the side of creepy looking vans.

Why did the monster paint himself in rainbow colors?

Because he wanted to hide in the crayon box.

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Why did the elephant paints it's toes red?

So he could hide in the cherry tree.

How does a tauren hide in a cherry tree?

He paints his hooves red.

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What happens when an elephant sits on a car?

It breaks the trunk.

What is even bigger than an elephant ?

A giant !

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How long is a pedicure?

2 feet.

Why doesn't Jesus enjoy manicures or pedicures?

Because they always try to mess with his nails.