Why did the salmon cross the road?

To get to the front page

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Why did yo girl cross the road?

Joke from one of my 5th graders) Cause she saw me. Another: Why did the chicken cross the road Cause he saw some chicks.

Why does the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side!

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Why was most of Jesus' walk downtown very awkward?

Because his friend asked him when he thought they should cross.

What do you get if you cross a parrot with a shark ?

A bird that will talk you ear off !

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What do you call a Salmon that sets a good example?

A roe model.

How many surrealists does it take to change a light bulb?

Salmon

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How do you know a joke isn't a repost?

When it doesn't reach the front page.