Why did the salmon cross the road?

To get to the front page

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Why did the ghost cross the road?

To get to the other side.

Why did the Muslim cross the road?

To get to the bigger crowd

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Why did the spy cross the road?

Because he never really was on your side.

Why did the chicken cross the road half way ?

He wanted to lay it on the line !

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What did the salmon say to his shy Japanese girlfriend?

Don't be koi.

What did the salmon say when it hit the wall?

Dam"

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What happened when the joke about terrorists got to the front page?

It blew up

How many copies can you make of a page without a copying machine?

Xero.