Why did the chicken cross the road half way ?

He wanted to lay it on the line !

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What does Saddam want for Thanksgiving ?

A: Turkey.

How 'done' do you want your burger?

I can do "well-done" all the way to "CPR might actually work."

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What do you get when you cross a tiger and a chicken?

Just the tiger

Why did the chicken double-cross the road?

To change sides.

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What did the chicken say after laying an egg?

Oeuf!"

When do chickens stop laying eggs?

Henopause

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the fallen child cross the road?

Believing that one day, the chicken will cross the road, it fills you with determination.

Why did the man get dumber after he fixed the potholes in the road?

Because he re-tarred it.

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What do you get when you cross dirty double meanings with WWI?

The Triple Entendre.

What do you get when you cross Holy Water with castor oil?

A religious movement!

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What's the only thing worse than finding a roach in your food?

Finding half of a roach in your food.

What do you mean he's your half son?

What do you mean what do I mean?" replied the man. He went on to explain "My son has half my genes, that makes him my half-son." The woman he was talking to decided he was crazy and without replying walked past him. She looked back and noticed his neck was red, after all it was a sunny day.

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

What happens if a line doesn't get enough Vitamin C?

It gets curvy.

Why did NBC add the Michael J. Fox Show to its line-up?

To shake things up on network tv.