When Bruce decides to do stand-up, what will his stage-name be?

Penny Bruce

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How do you tell the difference between a redditor and a MOBA player?

Ask them what OP stands for.

What does CHAOS stand for?

A. The Chiefs Have Arrived On Scene.

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What did the fast food employee do when he decided to quit?

He chicken tendered his resignation.

Why did the entrepreneur decide to go into the landfill business?

He heard it was a growing field.

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Why did the pigeon get thrown in jail?

For staging a coo

Why did Vana White run off the stage of Wheel of Fortune?

She had a bowel movement during her vowel movement.

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How did Bruce and Alfred build the Batcave all by themselves?

The Lord: I meant any questions about the mysteries of existence

Why is Batman so jealous of Superman?

Because he has 3 dead parents and Bruce only has 2