When Bruce decides to do stand-up, what will his stage-name be?

Penny Bruce

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Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

Because the Captain was stood on the deck!

What do you call a man standing up to his knees in water?

Wade

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What did the fast food employee do when he decided to quit?

He chicken tendered his resignation.

Why "hooters"?

Who decided breasts looked like owls They were wrong.

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Why did the pigeon get thrown in jail?

For staging a coo

What do cat actors say on stage ?

Tabby or not tabby !

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What does an LGBT orthodontist make most of his money off of ?

bruces

What would Caitlyn Jenner need to do if she changed her mind about being a woman?

She would need to reJennerate some balls. What does Caitlyn Jenner do before she goes out Bruce's up for the evening.