Why did the shell not go to the beach?

Because he was self-CONCH-ious.

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What did the man say to the priest at the beach?

Do you mind getting out of my son.

What do you call a witch who lives at the beach?

A sandwich.

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What did the turtle do when he ran out of gas?

He went to the Shell station.

Why are linux geeks very introvertish ?

Because they never get out of their shell