Why did the shell not go to the beach?

Because he was self-CONCH-ious.

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Why is the beach wet?

Cause the seaweed

What do you call tiny waves that wash up onto a beach?

Microwaves!

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What animal do psychiatrists bring in to mental hospitals to help patients with social anxiety?

Squirrels they're the best at getting nuts out of their shells.

Why did the shell not go to the beach?

Because he was self-CONCH-ious.