Why did the shell not go to the beach?

Because he was self-CONCH-ious.

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What do you call a nut on a wall?

A walnut! What do you call a nut at the beach A beech nut! What do you call a nut in the toilet A peanut!!

What does a mathematician get from a day at the beach?

Tan lines.

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How do snails get their shells all shiny?

They use snail polish.

What did the turtle do when he ran out of gas?

He went to the Shell station.