What do you call tiny waves that wash up onto a beach?

Microwaves!

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Beach Jokes More Beach Jokes

Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?

Because they might peel!

Why couldn't the Chinese geologist find a date?

He was vehemently opposed to wrong rocks on the beach.

Microwave Jokes More Microwave Jokes

Why don't you put eggs in a microwave?

Because they eggsplode. :D

What do you get if you microwave welsh horse crap?

PooptyPong.

Wash Jokes More Wash Jokes

Why do I wash my clothes in TIDE?

because it's too cold out-tide.

Why should you wash your hair with counterfeit feces?

Because it's sham poo.