What do you call tiny waves that wash up onto a beach?

Microwaves!

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Why did the wave fail the driving test?

It kept crashing on the beach.

What did the beach boys play at their reunion show?

Wouldn't it be nice if we were younger.

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What's "saying grace?

Me: It's when we thank the one who provided our food. 4-year-old: We thank the microwave

How did the tiny frozen dinner meet the little kid's belly?

microwave

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What where Adam's first words to Eve?

Don't wash it in there, you'll make the fish smell like that!"

Why is it OK to wash an American flag in hot water?

Because these colors don't run.