What animal do psychiatrists bring in to mental hospitals to help patients with social anxiety?

Squirrels they're the best at getting nuts out of their shells.

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Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

Why did they let the chicken join the band?

Because he brought his own drumsticks

Why does everyone love when a ghost goes to a party?

Because he always brings the boos

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

What's the best trade a palindrome has ever made?

A nut for a jar of tuna.

What did one nut say to the other?

Nut-thing! ....I'll see myself out.

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

Why was the animal unhappy?

He had a ruff week.. His life wasn't purrfect. His brother was a shellout. His mother's been a real crab lately. His family was really shellfish. He had no porpoise in life.

Which animal is the faggiest?

A chim-PANSY

Psychiatrist Jokes More Psychiatrist Jokes

How many psychiatrists dose it take to change a light bulb?

How many psychiatrists dose it take to change a light bulb? One, but the light bulb has to want to change.

What do you know when you see three rabbits walking down the street wearing tuxedos and top hats?

You know you need a psychiatrist!

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

How are an armless man at a buffet and a kleptomaniac the same?

They just can't help themselves.

What did the french fry say to the police officer?

Help me! I've been a-salted!

Shell Jokes More Shell Jokes

Why are linux geeks very introvertish ?

Because they never get out of their shell

How many Wake Forest fraternity brothers does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?

Seventeen. One to do it and sixteen to shell the M&M's.

Squirrel Jokes More Squirrel Jokes

What animal do psychiatrists bring in to mental hospitals to help patients with social anxiety?

Squirrels they're the best at getting nuts out of their shells.

What did the squirrel say when he fell out of the tree and broke his leg?

AAAAAUUUUUUGGGHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!

Patient Jokes More Patient Jokes

What do a Pediatrician and Podiatrist have in common?

Their patients are 2'

What did the psychiatrist say to the patient that showed up wearing Saran Wrap and nothing else?

I can clearly see your nuts!

Mental Hospital Jokes More Mental Hospital Jokes

What's the best way to get to the mental hospital?

Take the psychopath!!

Where do you have to go to find a man who is truly into commitment?

A mental hospital.

Social Anxiety Jokes More Social Anxiety Jokes

What game do two strangers with Social Anxiety play?

Don't Break the Ice

What animal do psychiatrists bring in to mental hospitals to help patients with social anxiety?

Squirrels they're the best at getting nuts out of their shells.