What animal do psychiatrists bring in to mental hospitals to help patients with social anxiety?

Squirrels they're the best at getting nuts out of their shells.

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Bring Jokes More Bring Jokes

What do the Scottish people call iPhone?

A: an AYE-Phone. (Joke brought to you by a 5 year old)

Why did the Irish Football manager flood the pitch ?

So he could bring his 'sub' on

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

Why do robots make bad boyfriends?

They just screw, nut, then bolt.

What's better than being up to your knees in beer?

Being up to your nuts in cider.

Animal Jokes More Animal Jokes

Why do neurologists think they're God?

Because they can turn any animal into a vegetable!

What do you call an animal with a long neck and a love for oranges?

A Jiraffa.

Psychiatrist Jokes More Psychiatrist Jokes

Why was the landlord seeing a psychiatrist?

He had an apartment complex.

Why was the magnet seeing the Psychiatrist?

Because it was bipolar.

Help Jokes More Help Jokes

What did the man say when the calculator agreed to help him load the car?

I KNEW I COULD COUNT ON YOU

What do ya call a bunch of guys breaking into a music store and helping themselves to the stringed instruments?

A: Luters.

Shell Jokes More Shell Jokes

Why are linux geeks very introvertish ?

Because they never get out of their shell

What gas do snails prefer?

Shell.

Squirrel Jokes More Squirrel Jokes

What is a Squirrels favorite joke?

A-corny joke.

How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb a tree and act like a nut.

Patient Jokes More Patient Jokes

Why is a doctor always calm?

He got a lot of patients

What did the cannibal Doctor do with his patients?

He cured them.

Mental Hospital Jokes More Mental Hospital Jokes

What's the difference between a psychiatrist and his patients at the mental hospital?

The patients are the ones that get better and get to go home.

Where do you take someone who overdoses on homeopathic medicine?

A mental hospital

Social Anxiety Jokes More Social Anxiety Jokes

What game do two strangers with Social Anxiety play?

Don't Break the Ice

What animal do psychiatrists bring in to mental hospitals to help patients with social anxiety?

Squirrels they're the best at getting nuts out of their shells.