Why didn't Rick Grimes settle his group in an abandoned senior center?

Too many walkers.

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What Do You Call A Group Of Terrorists That Love to Smoke Weed?

HIGH-SIS

What do you call a group of people who share bathroom facilities?

A: party poopers

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What's your excuse?

Well my dad says the world is changing every day . So I decided to wait until it settles down!"

Why do Native Americans hate snow?

Because it's white and settles on their land

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What is it called when Batman abandons Gotham city?

Christian Bale.

Why did the crew abandon the chili pepper boat?

It was capsaicin.

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Why didn't Rick Grimes settle his group in an abandoned senior center?

Too many walkers.

What's the difference between Rick Grimes and Carl Grimes?

Rick Grimes has two I's....

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What's the difference between British crisps and foreign crisps?

One are Walkers and the others just Lays around.

What's a zombies favourite brand of crisps?

Walkers