Why was the cow scared about going into the slaughter house?

His life was at stake. Badum psh.

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What am I doing with the rest of my life?

I don't even know what I'm doing with the rest of this tweet...

What are you doing with your life?

I'm up."

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What's the difference between a cow who makes regular milk and a cow who makes chocolate milk?

A mootation

What do you call a cow that gives no milk?

An udder failure.

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How does a woman scare a gynecologist?

By becoming a ventriloquist!

Who plays those kind of jokes anymore?

You're scaring my wife. She's only 12, jeez.

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Why does Dracula always travel with his coffin?

Because his life is at stake.

Why do vampires hate Texas Roadhouse?

They can not stand stakes!

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Why was the cow scared about going into the slaughter house?

His life was at stake. Badum psh.

Where do cows go on Saturday nights?

The slaughter house