Why did the cautious gambler never go camping?

He didn't want to stake his tent.

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What's the difference between in-laws and outlaws?

Outlaws are wanted people

What are unicorns who want better working enviroments for their fellow employees?

Unioncorns.

Camp Jokes More Camp Jokes

Why is camping considered an intense sport?

Because it's intense

What makes camping so thrilling?

It's In-tents

Tent Jokes More Tent Jokes

Why did Micheal Jackson want to be a camp counselor?

He would give Merit Badges for pitching a tent.

Why does camping never get boring?

Because it's in tents.

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Why don't witches like The Keg?

Because it's always burned at the stake

Why do vampires hate Texas Roadhouse?

They can not stand stakes!