Why isn't there gambling in Africa?

Too many cheetahs.

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Why can't Africa have Volkswagen beetles?

Because an elephant will screw anything with a trunk in the front. Thanks to a random guy outside of a 7/11.

Where did you get that thing?

Parrot says, "Africa."

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Why don't cats play poker in the jungle?

Too many cheetahs.

What do you call a cat who takes a shortcut in a race?

A Cheetah.

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What's gambling like in heaven?

It's a pair-a-dice.

Why shouldn't you gamble in Africa?

Too many cheetahs..