Which movie is on every man's bucket list?

Die Hard

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Why do graveyards have fences?

Cause everyone's dying to get in!

What do people call Mozart and Beethoven after they died?

Decomposers

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How can you tell the dumbest actress working on a movie?

A: She's the one sleeping with the writer.

What did the cat do when he didn't want to watch the movie?

He paws-ed it!