Why did the stoneworker get fired?

Because he took his job for granite I'll show myself out.

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Why did Raekwon tha Chef get fired from his job at an oyster bar?

Cuz Wu Tang Clan got nuttin' to shuck with.

Why did the worker get fired from the orange juice factory?

Lack of concentration.

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How does Dracula get his hair so perfect without a mirror?

Oh questions about the job No I'm good."

Why did the programmer get a job working with big data when his wife died?

He just needed a little bit of Clojure.

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Why did the marble countertop leave the kitchen?

It was tired of being taken for granite.

Why was the slab of marble upset?

He was tired of everyone mistaking him for granite."