Why did the stoneworker get fired?

Because he took his job for granite I'll show myself out.

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Why did the blonde girl get fired from the M&M factory?

She kept throwing away all the W's.

Why the sad face?

asks the bartender. "I got fired."

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Why did the girl quit her job at the doughnut factory?

Because she was fed up with the hole business.

What's the difference between having a job and being a homeless drug addict?

One takes over your life and turns you into brainless zombie and the other one makes you homeless.

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What is the best thing about Dwane "the rock" Johnson's physique?

Nobody takes him for granite.

What was the under-appreciated, often-exploited kitchen contractor's complaint?

I'm always taken for granite!