She kept throwing away all the W's.
A Tibetan monk on fire.
Because... bros before hose!!! Wubbulubbadub-dub!
When it's thrown from a short distance.
Throw in your laundry.
Me: we're sponsoring a panda! W: so is this monthly M: No, it's just for the one skydive
ME: Soul crushing and void of meaning W: I meant your meal M: Soul crushing, void of meaning, and needs salt
She threw out all the W's.
For throwing out all the w's.
Someone told her drinks were on the house.