Why did the student take Viagra while preparing for his exam?

His professor said he should study hard.

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Why were the yearbook students expelled?

They shot the whole school.

What did the choir teacher say to the student who asked to use the bathroom?

Of chorus.

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What do you say to someone who studied media at university?

Can I have fries with that please?

What do you call the field of study for dad jokes?

ence

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Why do girls like me more when i'm preparing potatoes?

Because they find me more appealing.

Why are boy scouts like human sacrifices in a cannibalistic society?

Their motto is "be prepared"

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Why did the student fail the exam?

Spent too much time figuring out the Engels, so he didnt get the Marx.... thats what he gets for Stalin

What do you call an exam that a Biology major almost failed?

Biodegradable.

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What did people call the Nutty Professor before he became a professor?

Mr. Peanut

Who is your favourite philosopher?

PROFESSOR: It's Hume. ME: Sorry - whom is your favourite philosopher