Why did the stutterer get shot in the ghetto?

He was asking for directions for the "k-k-k-mart."

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How many stormtroopers does it take to change a glowpanel?

2. One to change it, and another to shoot him and take the credit.

Why did the stutterer get shot in the ghetto?

He was asking for directions for the "k-k-k-mart."

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How many 1st AD's does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Why are you asking me that question Can't you see I'm busy!

When someone asks "You know what I think?

I say "Yes I do". End of discussion.

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How many tourists does it take to change a lightbulb ?

A: Six: One to hold the bulb and five to ask for directions.

Why did Moses wander in the desert for 40 years?

A: Even then men wouldn't ask for directions!

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What's the most Ghetto cheese?

E-Dayyyyyyyyyymn (Edam)

What do you call a black persons toe?

Ghetto

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Why did the stutterer get shot in the ghetto?

He was asking for directions for the "k-k-k-mart."

What is the difference between an ornithologist and a stutterer?

One is a bird watcher, and the other is a word botcher.