How many stormtroopers does it take to change a glowpanel?

2. One to change it, and another to shoot him and take the credit.

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Whats black, white and red all over?

2 nuns in a chainsaw fight!

What is a oreo?

2 gang members smashing a white boys face.

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How many blacks does it take to change a light bulb?

5/3. The same amount as for whites.

How many WASPs does it take to change a lightbulb?

One.

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Who often shoots in the wrong direction?

Clint Westwood

Why did the photographer get arrested?

He was charged with shooting kids and framing the parents.

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What do you think Jesus's stance would be on guns?

I think he would be most strict on nail gun control. (Credit to Taylor on PKA)

Why do Gypsy's walk funny?

Because of their Crystal Balls EDIT: I'm not sure if anyone's posted this before my mum's sister emailed her from across the globe.(New Zealand) I laughed so hard I thought I'd put it here. Credit goes to my Mum's sister though.

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Why do Stormtroopers never laugh?

Because they always miss the joke

What cell phone service do Stormtroopers use?

AT & AT.