How many stormtroopers does it take to change a glowpanel?

2. One to change it, and another to shoot him and take the credit.

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What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells?

Pregnant.

What do you call a dog with 2 legs?

Snoop Dogg.

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How many cashiers does it take to change a light bulb?

Are you kidding They won't even change a five dollar bill."

How many Scientologists does it take to change a light bulb?

What suppressive told you to change the light bulb Report to Ethics immediately!

Shoot Jokes More Shoot Jokes

Why Don't Black People like Country Music?

Because everytime theres a Hoedown, they think one of their sisters got shot.

What should you do if you see your ex-husband rolling around in pain on the ground?

Shoot him again.

Credit Jokes More Credit Jokes

How do you get pickled bread?

With dill-dough. Credit goes to a J. Cain

How does the drug addict know the cocaine is good quality?

He just nose. All credit to my BFF

Stormtrooper Jokes More Stormtrooper Jokes

How long does it take for stormtroopers to obey Kylo Ren?

Just the First Order.

Why are stormtroopers so bad at aiming?

Because they're playing on console.