What's 2 and 2?

Pupil: 4 Teacher: That's good. Pupil: Good that's perfect!

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What's the rule for Twitter crushes?

So far I'm in love with 800 women, 2 dudes, and a llama. Send condoms.

How do you manage to stay in shape?

Witch 2: "I get a lot of hexercise."

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Why can't the main character of Fallout 4 get a girlfriend?

Because they're too young for him

What has 4 eyes and cannot see?

Mississippi.

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Why do we put a hyphen in a bird-cage?

Pupil: For a parrot to perch on miss.

Why were you late?

Pupil: Sorry teacher I overslept. Teacher: It's three in the afternoon!