Why did the packaged green onion get into trouble?

Because it was a wrapped scallion.

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What do you call bacon wrapped frog legs?

The Muppets

How is a lonely twig like a piece of cling wrap?

He can only stick to himself.

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Whenever I'm in trouble, I think: what would Jesus do?

Then I pretend to be dead and disappear for three days.

Why did the packaged green onion get into trouble?

Because it was a wrapped scallion.

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Why are the balloon bouquets more expensive than packaged balloons?

It's just air!" Exactly "What " It's inflation "I hate you"

How much for this melted ghost?

Sir that's a bed sheet "You have a lot of them! And they're packaged IS THIS GHOST HELL" This is a Macys